Here is another one I thought was funny. Men are always offering to walk me home. If I don't know them they can walk me nearby but not to my building. They usually pull this gag about wanting to use the bathroom. Yes, I've heard this before from my girl friends, especially the one where the guy gets in your apartment and then tries to convince you that you let him in because you really want him... yeah... right. Use a McDonalds guys!!!